Teachar: Student say? Larki ko Reyazi main solve karen?

Student: Sab
say pahle larki ko bed py plus karen pir us main Shalwar aur Qameza ko
minas karen pir legs ko 2 parts main divide karen pir one namber sida kar
k bar bar multiply karien, 9 Months k bad solution ap k samne ho ga

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तेरे इश्क़ में सब कुछ लुटा बैठे;
हम ज़िंदगी भी अपनी गँवा बैठे;
अब जीने की तमन्ना भी नहीं बाकी;
सारे अरमान हम अपने दफना बैठे।

Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
Phir humein aram kahan hota hay,

Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai

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aur dobara recharge karne k liye 4 se 5 baar "I LOVE YOU" bole aur jaldi kare ye offer sirf hasinao{GIRLS} k liye hai

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Jis din upar wale ne tumhe,
banaya hoga,
banakar woh jasno manaya hoga.
Jis din tumhe is dharti par veja .
maine kaha he uparwale aag up ne mujhe sab kush de diye.
upar wale ne bola ha lagta hai aag main aapna sab kush de diya.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 YOU.

TERE NAINO KI KASAM KHA KE HUM TO JIYE JAA RAHE HAI
KYA SIKWA KARE O BESHARAM TERI BEWAFAI KO BHULANE KE LIYE HAR WAQT DO CHAR PACK PIYE JAA RAHE HAI

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me and say hi?
GOOD MORNING.

Zindagi" Kabhi
"Mushkil" To kabhi
"Aasaan" Hoti hai.
Kabhi "Uff" To kabhi
"WAh" Hoti hai.
Na bhulna kabhi apani "Smile"
Kyon ki is se hi har Mushkil aasaan hoti Hai

Bade masroof hogaye tum
K
Ab dil dukhane b nahi aate

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

GoOd NiGhT
SwEeT DrEaMs

my whatsapp no 9961218393

Dosti joh har rishtey se upar hai... Kyun ki dosti he hai joh har rishtey ki shuruvat hai' everybody come take my hand';-)

Aapke hontho pe sada khilta gulab rahe

khuda na kare k aap kavi udas rahe

hum aapke pas rahe ya na rahe
lekin aap jinhe chaho wo sada aapke pas rahe ..hapy frndsipday my swt frnd....
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HAR NAJAR KO IK NAJR KI TALAASH
HR CHEARE MEIN KUCH TO EHSASH H
APSHE DOSTI HM YOHI NHE KR BETHE
KYA KRE HMARE PSAND HI KUCH KASHA H

me bhi ak hu ir sonal bhi ak he
baju vale koto me nahi janta
kyuki me bhi ak hu
Millu's thumar

dosti hi jindgi

Acche Dosto Ki Talash Hum Nahi Karte,
Hum To Jise Dost Banate Hai,
Vo Hi Humare Liye Acche Ban Jate Hai.
"Happy Friendship Day"

sardar - beta schl me gya tha
son - nhi tari maa ke shadi me
sardar shocks beta rokz

chupke chupke raat din aasu bahaana yaad hai ,chupke chupke raat din aasu bahaana yaad hai, Hamko ab tak aashiqui ka von zamaana yaad hai

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