Adult SMS Text Messages for Adults Only - Malayalam Kambi SMS and Dirty Jokes
Malayalam adult SMS Messages is a collection of non veg sms and dirty text messages including Malayalam Masala and Malayalam Kambi SMS. These SMS messages are for the use of Adults only.
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Wife : chetta.. chettan ennan ini dubail ek thirich povunnaf
Husband : adendaadee ninak njan povaan athrak dridhiyaayo???
Wife : ayyoh adalla chetta...
Husband : pinne. ..
Wife : enik SHADDY idaan mohamaayi thudangy.. chettan naatil vannadin sesham njan shaddy ittitillallooo
Ek din santa k ghar kuch mehman aa gaye...
khane pine k intejam me santa ne padosi ghar se murgi kharid laya...
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Jaise hi santa murgi ko katne k liye tyar hua...
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Tabhi waha ek murga aa thamka or dhamki dete huye murgi ko apne sath le gya or...
Bola...
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Dobara agar kisi ne meri bivi ki taraf najar bhi uthai to mai uski Aankhe noch lunga... :-) :-D
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By... M niyaz khan
"Njaan sneham endenn ariyaade nadakkunna oru paavam chekkan aayirunnu.njaan ariyaade ente manasilek nee oru kulir kaattupoole veeshi vannu nee .engilum oru sugamulla onaayirunu ad.njaan arijhirunnila ee kulirin ithra aayush ollu enn.ee janmathil illengilum aduth janmathil ninakaayi njaan kaathu nilkum .
Snehathoode ninte swanthan 6030
Karunnya kadalaayavane..
Dhuridhangal neekunone..
Paapam poruthidane..
Thawbakal nalkeedane.....nadhaaa
Friendship is a treasure but between us it is a teaser.
Find malayalam proverbs if u r a mallu
Tintu ; appuppa do you know what is Condom ?
Appuppan ; Chey poda avidunn ennod enganathe karyangalonnum chodikkarut . Enikithonnum eshtamalla.
Tintu ; Hm chummathalla ammumma 10 pettath........
boy: teachare ee vayil adichal kuzhappam undo?
Tea: Atha nallatha
Boy: teacherine ishtam mano?
tea: njan ravile coffee kudichillelum njan athu kudikkum...
boy: oh! teacherine ippol dhahikunudoo
teacher: um unde enthe cheyana
boy: Itha...
teacher: Aa ithu sooper ini enum ithu venam
Boy: ok
Boy: Onnu kanichu
tharumo?
Girl: Chi. Arenkilum
kanum.
Boy: Enikkonnu kandal
mathi plz..
Girl: Enikku pediya
Boy: Saramilla Oru
minute
kanichal
mathi plz..
Girl: Ok pakshe
mukalilathethu
mathrame
kanikku.
Thazhe ullathu
kanikkilla.
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Boy: Ok HAVOO!!
Angane 2 markinte
Answeraye....!
Tintu:kolussu ninte kalilum kilukkam ente nenjilum
Girl:cherippu ente kalilum adi ninte karanathum.
Helloo... Ente peru nizam... Aarenkilum ennod chayt cheyyan aagrahikkunnu enkil ente wwhatsappil varooo... My what's app no: 9539472525
Tin2mon Hindi classil:
Teacher:- Koyi bath nahim ennu paranjalentha?
Tin2mon:- Kozhi Kulikkarilla.
TEACHER : EGENEYANU KADAL UPPU VELLAM AYATHU
TINTU MON : PANDEGANUM UPPU KONDU POYIRUNNA KAPPEL MARAJNUKANNUM
Jeevithathil vasanda kalam vidachu pokunna oru sukamulla vedanayanu PRENAYAM
Janu variyil ee moodal manju varunnathu pole ninneyum kathu njan evide ...0097474759845
bharya;ayyo chetta kettu..thallikettu
oooo...ee chettante karyam
Husband: onnu kshemikkedi....njanonnu valichu adikkatte
bharya:vegam..vegam dhe vannu thudangi
husband:nee muruke pidikkedi amakki pidi ooripokaruthu....mmmm..mmm
bharya: mathi chetta mathi......
husband:oh....maduthu.
Ee odukkathe pipe leakng kaaranam...manushyante pani theernnu.
Kalam ethra kazhinjalum. . . . . Venalum mazhaum mari mari vannalum. . . . . Orikalum vatatha kadalpole. . . . . Nammude souhridam .nilanilkatte
idukki thekkadi routil odunna bus oru palathinu sameepathe stopil nirthi.palathinadiyil oru aunty kulichukondirikkukayayirunnu..appol busile kili:idukki thekkadi,idukki thekkadi...
oodi komdirikunna bussinnu munnileku eduthu chadiya aantyodu draivar:anty andi kerunna sugam vandi kerumbol kittilla....
A girl was standing in da Bus stand She had covered her Face with a shawl. An Uncle standing der said – Lajjavathiye ninte kalla kadakannil…. Girl lookd at him and
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